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That Moment When Brother Joseph Was Trying To Flirt With Sister Grace

Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:20 am

Joke:- That Moment When Brother Joseph Was Trying To Flirt With Sister Grace
(Phone Conversation)
Bro Joseph — baby watsup!
Sister Grace — please my name is sister grace nd not baby. Is the name “baby’ scriptural? Can Abraham, father of faith, call Sarah his wife “Baby”? That name you called me is too worldly not heavenly! I thought you were born again, bro Joseph! Am disappointed!
Brother — ok sister grace how are you..??
Sister — Psalm 28:7. The Lord is my strength. I am more than conqueror. Any devil that tries me will drop dead without remedy! (Sister spoke in tongues after answering bro joseph)
Brother — ok oooo! what are you doing now…?
Sister — am cooking to the glory of the Lord. And I dedicate my food to Him. All glory be to Him.
Brother — wow!..should i come nd help u…?
Sister — No bro! i can do all things through christ who strengthens me. He is my present help in time of needs. Don’t worry bro
Brother — hmm ok oo….at least i wil cum after u might have finished cooking the food so dat u will SERVE me
Sister — -Ha! Bro Joseph! Are you still in the Lord! please i only SERVE d living God not human being. I can never serve you. Joshua 24:15.
Brother — this is serious! ok sista grace, what are you wearing nw…? (Bro wanted to try to be romantic)
Sister — if you are spiritual, you will know! Am wearing d full armor of christ. No weapon form against me shall prosper.
Brother — chai….nawa oo! This is too much for me! i give up now!!!
Sister: Ha! If you give up so soon, that means you are not my heavenly ordained husband!